February 2011
You typed a wink face...
You’re obviously down to fuuuuck.
Bob is too good for me and doesnt wonna be my...
timmyangel:
Well actually…it breaks my heart.
We could have had bestfriend mustaches, kinda like bf bracelets, only more macho.
And we could have played tag and sang songs together.
But nooooo…Bob is too fucking good for me.
Whatever Bob. Im cooler than ALL your little prehistoric friends.
OH WAIT…all your prehistoric friends are DEAD..
BAHAHAHA…FUCK YOU BOB
Your….FOREVER ALONE!
...
I think Im fucking hilarious.
when parents ask you ...
danihincapie14:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
January 2011
i wish your dick and balls just retreated inside...
xbeardsx:
theyre so annoying and always get in uncomfortable positions
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
lovemileyandbieber:
I have a feeling I'll always be alone.
el0hssa-deactivated20120309 asked: happy birthday :)
A+ for being a cunt :-)
if i dont know a black guys name
brohansolo:
I just assume its tyrone
ohhdearr asked: No problem. :3.
&& awuh, thanks. xD.
&& awuh, thanks. xD.
Holy shit!
jarebear12:
i just closed the window on my laptop that was playing porn the instant my mom opened my door… Talk about luck….
ohhdearr asked: Happy Birthday.~
stayfuckingnegative asked: HEYYY(: (: